Bastards...utter effing bastards!!!!
My broadband went down again this week, just when I was about to kick American butt on Call Of Duty 4 on the Xbox. So the CFU didn't work and now I'm really pissed off.
Another round of calls, and more tests from my end, and this was the result....just like a thousand times before.
BT STAFF: "Well the tests are showing a major fault at our end."
PISSED OFF CUSTOMER: "Really? You do surprise me?"
BT STAFF: "The engineers have swapped you card over at the exchange, so hopefully that'll fix the problem."
PISSED OFF CUSTOMER: "Well that was kind of them to interrupt their tea-break to help little old me, but I won't be crossing my fingers."
BT STAFF: "Please call us back if you have any further trouble."
PISSED OFF CUSTOMER: "Oh, you can count on that. What's your direct number?"
BT STAFF: "Bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!"
PISSED OFF CUSTOMER: "Hello? Hello? You fuckers!!!!!"
On the writing side of things, I've just completed another short film script and sent it off to someone I know who might be interested.
Rejection Watch: Not one this week so far, huzzah!!!!!!
3 comments:
This would make a great film! Who would star? Maureen Lipman's available.
less internet = less browsing = less time wasting = more writing. I think you should patent your incredible 'net switch off machine' and flog it
But if you can get BT to make it work long enough (good luck!)...
You're meme'd -if you have time!
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